A World of Bits

A companion to Cosmic Communications

The ET Might Write
Cartoon Contest

Judged, unreasonably, on physics

Students were invited to draw the central idea of the Nature paper: that a distant civilization would do better to post us a letter than to radio ahead. What nobody warned them was that the judge would evaluate the entries on whether they got the interstellar distances right.

The rubric, apparently: did the drawing convey that the sender is very far away, that the message is inscribed in matter, and that nobody is making a return trip? Artistic merit was noted, and then largely set aside.

The winner

First place

Cartoon: aliens shelling Earth with written messages from across space
First place

Aliens shelling Earth with messages

Caroline Angelo

This simple drawing put together all the elements of a message hurled from afar.

caroline.angelo@gmail.com

Runners-up

Second and third place

Animated cartoon: an alien throwing a book across space
Animated cartoon: an alien throwing a book, second version
Second & third

Alien throwing the book

Zhen Li and Xiangpeng Jing

These cute animated GIFs illustrated the concept nicely, but not simply. I would also have preferred the astronomer looking in another direction.

Honourable mentions

Close, but the distances

Cartoon: a bazooka firing a book
Cartoon: galactic tourism
Cartoon: a purloined message
Honourable mention

Three more from the winner

Caroline Angelo

I very much liked the extremely intent E.T., but it did not capture the distance issue as well as the winner. The tourism cartoon was also funny, but implied a return trip by live people — probably a near impossibility, though who really knows. The dropping-book cartoon seemed too local to me.

Cartoon: a dark, moody scene with an astronaut and an alien
Artistic favourite

Dark, moody, and adorable

A. Anonymous

This drawing was artistically my favourite.

However, the astronomer is not on Earth, and the alien is on the same planet, asteroid or moon as the astronomer — so it doesn't quite capture the idea of flinging a message across space.

Cartoon: a paper airplane carrying a message
Honourable mention

The paper airplane

Miro Samwil

Really nice, but it had something of the same problem as A. Anonymous' drawing — the alien was too close, a notion reinforced by the paper airplane itself.

Cartoon: ETs launching a message from a ship toward a human
Honourable mention

Similar in spirit, better on distance

Jonathan Backhaus

Similar in spirit to Miro's drawing, though it did get the distance involved a little better. The ETs are sending their message from a ship, which negates the energy efficiency of inscribed-matter channels. It's also unclear why the human is saying "Life?" when the airplane has not hit him yet.

Cartoon: a dropped rock
Honourable mention

The dropped rock

Dick Frenkiel

Typical cut-to-the-chase-with-humour Dick.

My next-door neighbour at WINLAB, and a National Medal of Technology winner for bringing you cellular and cordless phones while at AT&T. He is a conceptual genius, and about as good an artist as I am. Nonetheless, an expansion on this theme would probably make a hilarious cartoon. His memoir, Cellular Dreams and Cordless Nightmares, is a must-read.